this messenger app can BEAT IT!

Dear Facebook,

Your constant manipulation and demands are running me (and my iPhone battery) all the way low. Whose idea was this silly messenger app business?! Why on earth would I want to download ANOTHER app for capabilities I ALREADY have. I have zero interest in your apps stealing any more of my data and memory life.

And furthermore, you do know that I can just text folks I want to share private messages with, right? How is the messenger more beneficial than just typing and hitting send with a functionality built into my phone. Duh?! Am I missing something, here? This is NOT a fresh, new idea. Hmph! I won't be falling for the banana in the tailpipe - again.