Dear Facebook,
Your constant manipulation and demands are running me (and my iPhone battery) all the way low. Whose idea was this silly messenger app business?! Why on earth would I want to download ANOTHER app for capabilities I ALREADY have. I have zero interest in your apps stealing any more of my data and memory life.
And furthermore, you do know that I can just text folks I want to share private messages with, right? How is the messenger more beneficial than just typing and hitting send with a functionality built into my phone. Duh?! Am I missing something, here? This is NOT a fresh, new idea. Hmph! I won't be falling for the banana in the tailpipe - again.
Sincerely,
Lila